Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Don't squat with your spurs on.If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Experience is the sinking feeling you have made this mistake before.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Friday, December 19, 2008
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